Lamest Movie Monsters

October 15th, 2010

The Gingerdead Man (1995) Gary Busey stars as terrifying life-sized cookie. Really.

Death Bed: The Bed that Eats (1977) What more do you need to know?

The Mangler (It has a crush on you) (1995) Demonic laundry folding machine that kills.

The Lift (1983 ) Killer elevator. Kills people. Why didn’t they take the stairs?

Night of the Lepus (1972) Giant bunnies tear out people’s throats for no particular reason.



Unusual Vampire Movies for Halloween

October 15th, 2010

Near Dark (1987) Creepy white trash vampire family try to seduce young girl.

Innocent Blood (1992) Campy, vamp film from A Werewolf in London director

Nadja (1994) Dracula’s children live in Transylvania. Bloodletting ensues.

The Hunger (1983) Super sexy pic with David Bowie, Susan Sarandon, Catherine Deneuve.

Martin (1977) Early George A. Romero pic about a guy who thinks he’s a vampire. Maybe he
is. Maybe he isn’t.